Punish my pun, you punny punk!

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aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

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pleatedjeans:

Here I come…
There I go… [x]

pleatedjeans:

Here I come…

There I go… [x]

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doiduradura:

barely a concept

doiduradura:

barely a concept

guten-morgen:

deh-art:

deh-arts Digital Commission!

I’m opening up digital commissions!

Why?

Because I’ve been given until September 1st to get the fuck out of my current place of residence! Woah!

And I have no money to move out! Even better, school starts in less than a month and I have no money for that either! Super duper!

And let’s not include food and other bills besides rent which I’m going to be living in the cheapest apartment I could find! 

I will draw anything! It doesn’t matter how complicated you want it, how many figures you want, the subject matter! I will do it!

I specialize in birds, bugs, Alphone Mucha -esque ladies, and Star Wars. But I can and will go outside of these categories just for you!

I also can draw realistically! So portraits of you or your pets!

And also I love detail! I will do super detailed pieces!

Here’s a link to my art facebook if you want to look at some of my other work. And also through my blog!

And WOWIE! Look at these prices! What a steal! To think that you can get a work of art from an artist who has had pieces accepted into juried shows for such a low price!

You can contact me at any of these places:

You can pay through PayPal or if you need to pay another way we can work it out!

Danke Schoen!

Hey Hey another update!

I have a place to live but they want $400 for my cats and $150 to turn on the electricty.
Oh and school is starting up and financial aid is giving me a hard time so I’m probably not seeing that money until next year.

This means that I need to pay the $1200 of tution. Not to mention the books and supplies I need to buy.

Like even if you don’t want to buy my art like can you just reblog this. Signal boost the fuck out of it?
Like I don’t even care about having money to eat right now I just want enough money to finish this semester.

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long time no see :C

this is what school does

The last drop

please